– Pantless House-Cleaning Ritual: Surrender Your Virgin Asshole to Cleanse Your Energy

I knew it the second I walked into her house. My client’s restrictive clothing was blocking all the energies, and it was my job to teach her how to fix it. All she had to do was follow all my instructions to perform a pantless house-cleaning ritual. At least that’s what I thought, but when she broke my sacred incense burner, I realized the situation was more serious than I thought, and being naked was not enough. If she really wants to cleanse her space and get rid of the bad omens, she has to surrender her “most forbidden energy center”: her virgin asshole. It’s fine, though. I know how to anoint and prep her rear passage with ceremonial oils, and I’ll fuck her until her home’s spiritual balance is restored.